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Teachers' Day Special: 25 Things Teachers Say

Teachers seem to have memorized some kind of dialogue handbook, because almost EVERY teacher, be it someone from Kashmir or Kanyakumari, says these dialogues at least once, and almost EVERY student can identify with it! Here are 25 things every teacher says. followed by how we'd like to answer them, but don't!

Enjoy, and happy teachers' day to all the teachers who have helped shape and mould the minds of students, in creating leaders of tomorrow!

1. "Keep silence! The principal is taking her rounds and will pass away soon!"

Pass away? Really? That's some fatal round the principal is taking!



Keep silence! The principal is taking her rounds and will pass away soon

Source: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/07/11/article-1293818-0A665988000005DC-130_468x430.jpg

2. "Be quiet! Is this a fish market?"

This is what a fish market sounds like? Do you go to the fish market and say, "Be quiet! What is this, a classroom?" too?

fish market - teacher's dialogues in India

Source: https://www.facebook.com/IndiaBakchod


3. "Okay children! Boys, to the left, girls to the right, everybody else in the centre!"

Umm, okay, what? Who?

Okay children! Boys, to the left, girls to the right, everybody else in the centre

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4. "If you want to talk, please get out of the class and talk"

Gladly. Let's leave the classroom and talk outside, WITH PERMISSION!

teacher - If you want to talk, please get out of the class and talk

Source: www.indiabobbles.com

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5. "If you're not interested, then you may leave the class."

When was I ever interested? Chalo! What're we waiting for!

If you're not interested, then you may leave the class

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6. "Don't enter my class if you haven't done my homework."

Wow, teachers are really bent on making sure kids don't enter the classroom!

Don't enter my class if you haven't done my homework

Source: https://sichrem.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/img_8594.jpg


7. "Don't try to 'oversmart' me! Yes you! I'm talking to you only. Don't talk back me!"

You're talking to us, and you don't want us to talk back, and yet you want us to respond.. err, how?

Don't try to 'oversmart' me! Yes you! I'm talking to you only. Don't talk back me!

Source: http://www.boldsky.com/img/2012/09/05-teachers-throat-050912.jpg

8. "Are you here only to waste your parents' money?"

Trust me, we know a zillion other ways to waste parents' money than to spend it on school. So to answer the question, no, we're not here to waste parents' money.

Are you here only to waste your parents' money?

Source: http://www.fakingnews.firstpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/3-idiots-250x187.jpg


9. "You! Stand up! Why are you laughing? Come to the front and tell us all. Let us also laugh!"

I'm not sure you'll want to know why we're laughing. It's probably best if we keep it to ourselves. Point understood.

You! Stand up! Why are you laughing? Come to the front and tell us all. Let us also laugh

Source: http://womenseducationproject.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/students-laughing.jpg


10. "Do you think teachers are fools?"

Do you really expect us to answer that?

No comments!

Do you think teachers are fools - dialogues to students India

Source: www.koimoi.com


11. "Why do you come to school when you don't want to study"?

Why do you come to school when you don't want to teach?
Trust me, I'm enjoying it less than you!

Why do you come to school when you don't want to study

Source: http://kimmicblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/students-in-classroom1.jpg


12. "Previous batches were 100 times better than you."

That's just lovely. I'm really happy to hear that. Congratulations!

Previous batches were 100 times better than you teacher dialogues to students India

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13. "Don't talk or else I will put absent mark!"

Right, so I sit through this class unwillingly, and you will still mark me absent? That doesn't sound fair!

Source: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/14/article-2580940-1C4B1F4600000578-61_634x424.jpg


14. "You, stand up on the bench!"

Really? Dead Poets Society style! Carpe diem!

You, stand up on the bench teacher dialogues

Source: http://blackboxblue.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/dead-poets-society-01.jpg


15. "Why are you laughing? Do I look like a joker/clown to you?"

Is this a trick question? I think I'll pass on answering this. It doesn't sound safe!

Why are you laughing? Do I look like a joker/clown to you

Source: http://www.blogcdn.com/www.coolage.in/media/2012/08/child2.jpg


16. "In my 10 years of teaching, I have never seen this type of class."

Well, I'm going to take it as a compliment, that I've exceeded your expectations in a way that you've never imagined it.

In my 10 years of teaching, I have never seen this type of class

Source: http://nextsensing.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bigstock-An-handsome-indian-kid-looking-38947444v2.jpg


17. "Other sections and departments are better than you!

Really? Then why don't you go teach in them? I'm sure it'll work out better for the both of us.

Other sections and departments are better than you

Source: http://cdn.madamenoire.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/indian-kid-378x414.jpg


18. "Sit properly. This is a classroom, not your living room!"

Trust me, this is not how I sit in my living room!

Sit properly. This is a classroom, not your living room

Source: http://www.searchindia.net/images/sib/nithin-reddy-tumma.jpg


19. "Those who want to study, come forward and sit. The others can rest in the back provided you don't disturb the others."

I'll just head on back then.

Those who want to study, come forward and sit.

Source: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3kvkl71Iho0/TimTsdOqgEI/AAAAAAAAHqY/5gdIn953D3o/s1600/IMG_9123.jpg


20. "Stand in a straight circle!"

Erm, what?

stand in a sraight circle

Source: http://im.rediff.com/news/2014/mar/09kush.jpg


21. "Your juniors are better than you!"

This is soo great! Seniors and juniors who are better than us! You can't be more proud!

Your juniors are better than you

Source: http://www.soschildrensvillages.org.uk/images/general/tpa_picture_20518.jpg/image_preview


22. "Speak louder. Didn't you have breakfast?"

Yes, lack of food intake this morning, albeit the heavy dinner last night, has left me with the inability to speak loudly. Pardon me.

Speak louder. Didn't you have breakfast teacher dialogues

Source: https://www.photospin.com/content/photos/full/378_2899900.jpg


23. "What did you do the whole day? Why didn't you do your homework?"

Thank you for asking! So, I missed the school bus yesterday since I was playing football, and then I had to walk all the way home, and I was hungry and tired, so I stopped for lime soda and gol gappe. I didn't want to eat alone so I called Rishi to come and join, and then …..

Wait for it. I have a very good reason for why I didn't do it.

What did you do the whole day? Why didn't you do your homework

Source: http://blogs.reuters.com/indiamasala/files/2011/05/stand2.jpg


24. "If only you used your talents in studies also!"

Pretty sure I would not have been sitting here right now had I done that!

If only you used your talents in studies also

Source: http://dandapaniphotography.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/laughing-indian-girl-rajasthan.jpg


25. "Tell me when you all have finished talking."

Yep, will let you know!

Tell me when you all have finished talking Teacher dialogues

Source: http://www.incultureparent.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/B_Indian-girl-with-book-open_sapru_edit.jpg

Teachers, we love you, for all you do, especially tolerating us! :)

Also read: 5 inspiring teachers you should salute this Teachers' Day



About Elizabeth Joseph

Elizabeth Joseph has a Bachelors degree in Computer Science and Engineering and dabbles in poetry and article writing.
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